Ohh... Functional Grammar

This book entitled "Making Sense of Functional Grammar"
The first time I bought and saw the book, I wondered why the title should put the phrase "Making Sense"?
Is this book non-sense?
Or... Is the Subject non-sense?
Or... what?
Slow but sure I learn the subject very carefully, why? because THIS SUBJECT IS REALLY REALLY NON-SENSE!!!
So, no wonder if Gerot and Wignell tried to make sense the subject. -__-"

err.. I should be thankful so much for you both! thank you, really I do.

It is indeed really true, theory without practicing is nothing and the reverse.
Maybe that is one of the reasons why my lecturer gives us so many assignments that should be compiled by tomorrow.
*Tepok jidat

K! MAM! K!

with this weak body and soul, I will try to do my best!!!
*FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Ahh Forget! tomorrow is the last class. *sedih oge

It Drives me Krezi

Hey-Hoooooooo

It has been really really really long time that I dont fill my blog.

*so sad actually, but I have many activities that should be my priority right now and I just can't afford to avoid that. huhuhu ='(

started with ExShit Level Test *upppssss, sorry, Exit Level Test I mean =P

Exit Level Test is a test that must be participated by all students in English Education Department, class 2009.

maybe you are wondering, what kind of test we should pass by.

First, there is speaking test which I have finished this day and yesterday.

and please dont ask me how was it going, I WILL NEVER EVER TELL YOU.

and the second one, there will be written test which is going to be held by tomorrow morning.

*wish us luck guys

Written test consists of reading comprehension, listening section, and grammar *WOW

but I heard that written test will be writing an essay.

*whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttt???? (the intonation is the same with a minion in Despicable Me Movie =P)

okay then, just pray the Lord, hope that He will help us with his miracle =P

and I really really really hope that all of us pass the test!

*AMEN

*PRAY

SALAH gue apa siii??!!!

SALAH gue apa si??!!!

HEY! gue adalah salah satu pelanggan SETIA dari salah satu operator yang ada di Indonesia!

"HEH gue udah setia sama lo!!!"

Nomer ini udah diaktifin dari semenjak gue SMP! dari SEMENJAK GUE SMP! (Gue ulang biar kalian semua tau, dengar, rasakan penderitaan gue selama ini)

Dari situ, yang namanya MASALAH gak pernah berehenti!

"Lo emang bener-bener bikin hari gue SURAM!! "

KALI ini gue bener-bener dibuat kesel sama Nomer 929* yang mengadakan Gebyar Pulsa dan tentu saja MENYEDOT PULSA GUE HINGGA HABIS DALAM WAKTU BEBERAPA MENIT SAJA!!!

WOW!!!

*Tepuk Kaki*

gue udah UNREG tapi katanya permintaan gue tidak dapat dimengerti, jadi ini gue mesti gimanaaaa???

M-TRONIK  berbaik hati mengirimkan pulsa regular pada nomer gue sebesar Rp. 10.000 pada tanggal 28 Juni 2011 jam 9.08 pm.

sekarang, LIAT kelakuan si nomer 929* ini pada tanggal yang sama tapi di jam yang berbeda yaitu jam 11.13 pm, dia MENGERUK PULSA GUE sebesar Rp. 5000!

Come on guys! GUE BELUM PAKETIN BB GUE karna TANGGUNG, mending besok aja *gue pikir*

Tapi liat apa yang dilakukanya?

Dia merampas hak milik gue! dia merampas kesucian gue! (kayanya kata-kata terakhir gk perlu juga)

yang paling MENCENGANGKAN, liat KONTEN nya!

LIAT sama kalian!!

TEGA bener dia bilang kalo gue pengen liat ANANG&ASHANTI lagi main!

demi apapun yah, GUE GK PEDULI SAMA SEKALI!!!

MEREKA MAU JUMPALITAN KEK, MAU MAIN SANA SINI KEK, MAU MAIN UUCINGAN KEK!

URANG TEU PADULIIIII!!!!!

Yang gue peduliin, PULSA gueeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

kenapa lo TEGA banget sih sama gue, hah?!! *nangis di pojokan

Yang gue tau selama ini, gue udah setia sama lo! bertahun-tahun menjalani hubungan ini sama lo! tapi apa yang gue dapet??? APA????!!!

INI??? IYAAA???!!!

Pulangkan saja gue sama ibu gue!!

Gue GK PERNAH REGISTRASI sama sekali, tapi kenapa masih juga lo MENYEDOT pulsa gue, wahai lo DEMENTOR penghisap pulsaaaaa???!!!

*masih nangis di pojokan sambil foto-foto*

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ternyata perkara tidak selsai sampai disitu, TIDAK SELSAI!

kayanya dia sengaja pengen gue gantung diri di pohon toge karna dia!!

F!

YAP!!!

Lalu gue pun untuk cepat-cepat telepon customer service dari operator tersebut.

Voila! Dia bilang kalo untuk memberhentikanya, ketik STOP!

yah ketik STOP!

bukan UNREG! BUKAN!

cepet-cepet gue pun mengetik kata-kata STOP dengan sepenuh jiwa raga agar semua ini dapat terselsaikan, agar semua kesakitan ini dapat segera hilang. walaupun pulsa gue yang jadi taruhanya.

Oia, si CS itu juga bilang kalo untuk pemberhentianya DIKENAKAN BIAYA juga!

WHAT THEEEE????

UDAH GUE KAGA REGISTRASI, TIBA-TIBA DIA DATENG NYEDOT PULSA GUE BERKALI-KALI, SEKARANG GUE STOP JUGA MESTI BERBAYAR???!!!

ada apa dengan pelayanan operator ini????

Pertanyaan ini sering muncul dalam benakku, entah mengapa....

Okay, enough!

akhirnya gue ketik STOP!

tapi apa katanya???

Bisa diperkirakan apa yang dia bilang???

NIH!

"SERVICE TEMPORARILY UNAVAILABLE" 

HOW COME???

Are you joking me, or something???!!!

as usual!

wanna know the fact??

Ketika gue mengetik UNREG tersebut balasan sms nya super duper kencang sekali.

dia bilang katanya permintaan gue tidak dapat dimengerti.

berkali-kali gue mengetik UNREG walaupun tanpa hasil dan pulsa yang selalu berkurang.

sekarang gue ketik STOP yang katanya memang seperti itu untuk pemberhentian layanan ini, tapi ternyata balasan sms pun datang dengan sangat lamban, dan dia bilang service temporarily unavailable.

Bisa kalian tarik kesimpulan sendiri.

inilah potret buram pelayanan di Indonesia.

The new absurdity -___-"

Just now!

This was happened JUST NOW!

I asked one of my besties, PUDAR, about "something" err, maybe it's better left unsaid.

and as usual, our talk was expanding to the things which are absurd -___-"

just see on the screenshot below!

FIRST!

She asked me "when will you come to Bandung?"

I answered it with some jokes "Tomorrow I'll be there, hahahaha. No, On July 4, why? You miss me, right?"

then, she told me "No, I just want to remind you to bring some new dvd films :D"

SECOND!!

I told her like this "I dont wanna buy in my hometown cuz the cost is too expensive and they (the dvd's seller) just have a few of dvd films, but I'd like to buy Korean Drama Series, Let's watch it!"

(I know she really doesn't like Korean things, whatever it is, the films, the artists, the songs, etc)

and she answered my invitation using Hindi "Nehiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" (Nehi in Hindi means "No")

so, I had a great idea to invite her to watch India movie.

(I thought it would annoy her, but I was WRONG guys!!!)

because she answered "That's great =*!"

all I can do?

Putting the emoticon "straight face" as you can see on the screenshoot.

F! stands for.... -___-"

Yesterday I was texting with one of my besties BOYAN regarding to talk about the exit level test which will be held on July 5th 2011.

Look at this screenshot that shows our conversation!

Okay, to make it clear let me explain to you about the signs

*The blue arrow shows you the way, where the conversation was running

*The red circle shows the absurdity of this conversation -___-"

Firstly, I came up with F! which means it stands for (I'm sorry) Fcuk

and then she replied my text and ended her text with G!

she continued the alphabet after F, that is G!.

I thought this would be an absurd conversation.

And Yeah, I was right. this was absurd.

so to end up all of this absurdity, 

I put the sign -__-" to show that "okay this has to be over"

because I did not know what to say again.

-_______-"

Light me...

"In order for the light to shine so brightly, the darkness must be present."
-Francis Bacon- 

"I am building a fire, and everyday I train, I add more fuel. At just the right moment, I light the match."
-Mia Hamm-

"There are two kinds of light - the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures."
-James Thurber-

and... the light will fade away as well as the darkness comes

 -Velentina-

Quotes Source : www.brainyquote.com 

Protes, Kritikan, dan Komentar T__T

DP (Display Picture) di BBM gue sering sekali mendapat hujatan, hinaan, protes dan kritikan pedas dari para kontakers gue (lebay aja sih yah biar ramai, biar mengaduh sampai gaduh)

-___________-"

SATU! waktu DP di BM gue yang ini :

Komentator : "Eh apaan si itu? (gue dalem hati : udah jelas-jelas itu tangan, PAKE NANYA!) gk jelas banget sih dp nya"

gue : yaude gue ganti (dengan rasa yang berat hati serta ikhlas (apa maksud ini) gue pun mengganti DP gue))

DUA! pas DP BM gue yang ini:

Komentator : "Ih gk jelas! apaan cuma keliatan bibir, tangan ama *tuuuuttt*"

gue : (ribet amat si ni orang emg DP yg kaya gimana sih yg dia harepin? hemeeeeh) IYE GUE GANTI!

TIGA! DP ketiga!

ini kucing yang ada di kosan gue, pas dia mangap kebetulan gue lagi pegang henpon, gue poto aja nih kucing lebay satu.

Komentator : "ahahaha, DP nya lucu, kucing siapa?"

Gue : (giliran kucing yg gue tampilin dibilang lucu geura) "kucing kosan ini tuh"

Komentator : "ohh dikirain kucing kamu"

Gue : "bukan, hehehe"

karna merasa terintimidasi karna ini bukan kucing gue, gue ganti lagi DP gue

EMPAT!

Komentator : "bagus DP nya"

gue : "iya dooong"

Komentator : "suka ama bendera inggris?"

gue : "iya"

Komentator : "kenapa nggak kamar nya di cat bendera inggris?"

gue : (gue juga MAU! INGIN SEKALI! tapi apa daya tangan tak sampai -___-") "iya pengen, tapi belum kesampean"

Komentator : "emang knp gitu?"

gue : *tutup BM, malas jawab*

karna tidak bisa ngecat kamar gue dengan bendera inggris, akhirnya gue pun mengganti DP gue lagi.

LIMA!

perlu diketahui dan dicatat! ini POTO GUE ASLI! tanpa tipuan, tanpa paksaan, tanpa pengorbanan! *naoon

Komentator : "WOW, SEXY! HOT banget lu le"

gue : "hehehehe" (agak tersipu malu dan err.. agak gk enak kali yaa)

Komentator : "boleh gue save kaga?"

Gue : "sok aja"

Komentator "masih ada yang lain gk? yg ini KURANG HOT"

Gue : *mikir* (asa gk sinkron ama pernyataan yg pertama ama yg kedua) -___-"

pada akhirnya gue memiliiiiiiiihhh *tutup BM, malas jawab*

ENAM!

Komentator : "Eh bagus DP nya, siapa yang gambar? pasti temen kuliah yaaa?"

Gue : *dalam hati* (dia tau banget pasti bukan gue yg gambar)

"Iya doong, hehehee, qo tau sih bukan gue yg gambar?"

Komentator : "tau dong, kan lu gk bisa gambar"

Gue : *korek2 tanah

GANTI DP keTUJUH!

Komentator : "itu DP nya, kaya yang gk pernah disekolahin aja"

Gue : "itu bukan gue, SUER!"

(baris kedua gue pun bilang lagi)

Gue : "yaudah diganti deh ='("

KeDELAPAN!!!

(perlu diketahui, gue memang sedang suram kala itu, mangkanya pemilihan DP nya ya kurang lebih yg kaya begini begini dah -___-")

Komentator : "suram amat sih lu"

Gue : "iya ya?" (gue sudah pasrah dan tidak mau melanjutkan semuanya lagi, sehingga gue putuskan saja untuuuukkkkk, ganti DP)

SEMBILAN!!!

nah kalo DP yang ini masih ada BUKTI OTENTIK nya yang PROTES sama DP gue!

Cekidooootzzz!

(sangat begitu menyedihkan sekali dan DALEM!)

jadi disini gue gk perlu bilang apa-apa lagi ya? walaupun dengan susah payah gue melakukan pembelaan terhadap diri sendiri namun tetap saja hasilnya nihil, karna dengan menghujat kembali dia TIDAK BERHASIL mameeeeennn! F! malah gue yg jadinya ganti DP! SIAL!

pada akhirnya inilah DP ke SEPULUH gue!!!

(berdoa semoga gk ada lagi yg protes)

Sudah cukup penderitaan ini wahai para komentatooor!

(lebay aja sih kan biar ramai =p)

semua nama dan gaya berbicara serta bentuk tulisan, gue SAMARKAN! ingat! gue SAMARKAN!

bukan apa-apa mungkin ada yg keberatan dengan tulisan ini (emang beratnya berapa kilo sih? -___-")

atau mungkin ada yg kurang berkenan, jeung sajabana!

Akhir kata dari penulis

semoga tulisan ini bermanfaat (walaupun tau kaya nya nggak deh)

dan membawa anugrah serta pahala bagi yang membaca. AMIIIIN! (bilang aja pengen dibaca -___-")

Ditulis oleh : Velentina Rizki Sutari

NIM : 0900665

Status : Single tapi nggak << Penenangan diri aja sih

-_______-"

For your further reading (berasa ini tulisan ada source nya gitu ya, biarin ahh biar ramai =p)

Facebook : Velentina Rizki Sutari

Twitter : @Velentina

Blog : Goaheadvelentina.blogspot.com

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Formspring : Velentina Rizki Sutari

(kaga penting sih, bae da =p)

I like it when she falls asleep =)

She is cute when she falls asleep

moreover if she falls in my hands

suddenly, her eyes are closed.

her body turns to be weak

her voice slowly disappears

that is when I stroke her fur

I see her cute face

I touch every inch of her body

She is my Kitty

The one that is always willing to accompany me in my everyday.

Feel the night =)

The time when I Give you my everything is like a G6 on the floor.

The Time

 

 

 

 

 

 

Give me everything

Like a G6

On the floor

Fill in the Blank!

Here are some signatures which I collected a few months ago.

and I want you to guess whose signature it is and fill it in the blank if you are already know.

and to help you, I would love to give some description of the person below the signature.

hahahahahaha

just a game =D

1.

she is one of my besties.

she uses veil

she likes smiling

she likes all about japanese and korean things

she has err.. which word to subtitute 'gingsul' in English?

she is .......................

2.

she is one of my besties.

she likes dangdut music.

she likes money, coffee, and milk.

she uses veil.

she has beautiful eyes

she has a wide lips =p

she is ...........................

3.

she is one of my besties

err.. she likes everything about elephants

she likes blue

she uses veil

she has many acne on her face =p

she is ............................

4.

she is one of my besties

she likes cooking

she likes everything about vintage

she has a thick lips =p

she is .....................

5.

he is one of my seniors in my college

he has a black skin

he uses glasses

=p

he is ....................

6.

he is errr... my ex.

7.

she is not a human

she is an animal which is called Monkey

she likes bananas

she likes being in a tree

-___-"

here are the suspected.

 

 

Guess it!

You know what?

it makes me want you more

Hold you in my arms and never let go

Hug you this tight and never let go

Keep you with these hands and never let go

You know what?

This love grows everyday, each time of my lifetime.

This heart belongs to nobody but you.

This mind, this body, this soul, is one, is yours.

You know what?

You are not coming to my life

You are not my life guest

Neither the part of my life

But you know what?

You are my life.

This is me and err... umm.. errr... umm...

When I opened my photo's folder which are so many folders there

Suddenly I saw these pictures, and I dont know this just comes up into my mind

and I want to write these words. =)

She, who uses black veil and seems so happy there, is my best friend ever.

I tell every single thing to her, until my intimacy with somebody else, I feel I need to tell her too.

she is not my inspiration actually, but I got many lessons from her.

I learn how to stand up with your own feet

I learn how to survive by my own

I learn many things

but she is very err..umm...errr... I can't describe her, but I can feel her.

she is errr...ummm.... can I say the subtitute word for 'love' word?

-___-"

these pictures are taken on 12 March 2011

me and err..umm...err...

the most important to me is to see her laugh =D

Umm... Facebook.

Facebook

Umm...

Facebook

We can see people's face and we can read people's book

(maybe book here means every single word we write)

Umm...

Facebook

I see someone's face, I read someone's thought, I know someone's point of view.

Umm...

Facebook

I see you, I see her, I see the discourse you were talking about.

Umm...

Facebook

I check yours, I check hers, I check mine, I check nothing

Umm...

Facebook

Ruins my day, Makes my blue day, Breaks my holiday

Umm...

Facebook of yours

Facebook of hers

Facebook of mine

Umm...

Facebook?

Let's be friend.

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