Wednesday 29 June 2011

SALAH gue apa siii??!!!

SALAH gue apa si??!!!
HEY! gue adalah salah satu pelanggan SETIA dari salah satu operator yang ada di Indonesia!
"HEH gue udah setia sama lo!!!"
Nomer ini udah diaktifin dari semenjak gue SMP! dari SEMENJAK GUE SMP! (Gue ulang biar kalian semua tau, dengar, rasakan penderitaan gue selama ini)
Dari situ, yang namanya MASALAH gak pernah berehenti!
"Lo emang bener-bener bikin hari gue SURAM!! "
KALI ini gue bener-bener dibuat kesel sama Nomer 929* yang mengadakan Gebyar Pulsa dan tentu saja MENYEDOT PULSA GUE HINGGA HABIS DALAM WAKTU BEBERAPA MENIT SAJA!!!
WOW!!!
*Tepuk Kaki*



gue udah UNREG tapi katanya permintaan gue tidak dapat dimengerti, jadi ini gue mesti gimanaaaa???

M-TRONIK  berbaik hati mengirimkan pulsa regular pada nomer gue sebesar Rp. 10.000 pada tanggal 28 Juni 2011 jam 9.08 pm.
sekarang, LIAT kelakuan si nomer 929* ini pada tanggal yang sama tapi di jam yang berbeda yaitu jam 11.13 pm, dia MENGERUK PULSA GUE sebesar Rp. 5000!
Come on guys! GUE BELUM PAKETIN BB GUE karna TANGGUNG, mending besok aja *gue pikir*

Tapi liat apa yang dilakukanya?
Dia merampas hak milik gue! dia merampas kesucian gue! (kayanya kata-kata terakhir gk perlu juga)
yang paling MENCENGANGKAN, liat KONTEN nya!
LIAT sama kalian!!
TEGA bener dia bilang kalo gue pengen liat ANANG&ASHANTI lagi main!
demi apapun yah, GUE GK PEDULI SAMA SEKALI!!!
MEREKA MAU JUMPALITAN KEK, MAU MAIN SANA SINI KEK, MAU MAIN UUCINGAN KEK!
URANG TEU PADULIIIII!!!!!
Yang gue peduliin, PULSA gueeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
kenapa lo TEGA banget sih sama gue, hah?!! *nangis di pojokan
Yang gue tau selama ini, gue udah setia sama lo! bertahun-tahun menjalani hubungan ini sama lo! tapi apa yang gue dapet??? APA????!!!
INI??? IYAAA???!!!
Pulangkan saja gue sama ibu gue!!
Gue GK PERNAH REGISTRASI sama sekali, tapi kenapa masih juga lo MENYEDOT pulsa gue, wahai lo DEMENTOR penghisap pulsaaaaa???!!!

*masih nangis di pojokan sambil foto-foto*

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ternyata perkara tidak selsai sampai disitu, TIDAK SELSAI!
kayanya dia sengaja pengen gue gantung diri di pohon toge karna dia!!
F!


YAP!!!
Lalu gue pun untuk cepat-cepat telepon customer service dari operator tersebut.
Voila! Dia bilang kalo untuk memberhentikanya, ketik STOP!
yah ketik STOP!
bukan UNREG! BUKAN!
cepet-cepet gue pun mengetik kata-kata STOP dengan sepenuh jiwa raga agar semua ini dapat terselsaikan, agar semua kesakitan ini dapat segera hilang. walaupun pulsa gue yang jadi taruhanya.
Oia, si CS itu juga bilang kalo untuk pemberhentianya DIKENAKAN BIAYA juga!
WHAT THEEEE????
UDAH GUE KAGA REGISTRASI, TIBA-TIBA DIA DATENG NYEDOT PULSA GUE BERKALI-KALI, SEKARANG GUE STOP JUGA MESTI BERBAYAR???!!!
ada apa dengan pelayanan operator ini????
Pertanyaan ini sering muncul dalam benakku, entah mengapa....

Okay, enough!
akhirnya gue ketik STOP!
tapi apa katanya???
Bisa diperkirakan apa yang dia bilang???

NIH!


"SERVICE TEMPORARILY UNAVAILABLE

HOW COME???
Are you joking me, or something???!!!
as usual!
wanna know the fact??

Ketika gue mengetik UNREG tersebut balasan sms nya super duper kencang sekali.
dia bilang katanya permintaan gue tidak dapat dimengerti.
berkali-kali gue mengetik UNREG walaupun tanpa hasil dan pulsa yang selalu berkurang.
sekarang gue ketik STOP yang katanya memang seperti itu untuk pemberhentian layanan ini, tapi ternyata balasan sms pun datang dengan sangat lamban, dan dia bilang service temporarily unavailable.
Bisa kalian tarik kesimpulan sendiri.


inilah potret buram pelayanan di Indonesia.

Sunday 26 June 2011

The new absurdity -___-"

Just now!
This was happened JUST NOW!
I asked one of my besties, PUDAR, about "something" err, maybe it's better left unsaid.
and as usual, our talk was expanding to the things which are absurd -___-"

just see on the screenshot below!


FIRST!
She asked me "when will you come to Bandung?"
I answered it with some jokes "Tomorrow I'll be there, hahahaha. No, On July 4, why? You miss me, right?"
then, she told me "No, I just want to remind you to bring some new dvd films :D"


SECOND!!

I told her like this "I dont wanna buy in my hometown cuz the cost is too expensive and they (the dvd's seller) just have a few of dvd films, but I'd like to buy Korean Drama Series, Let's watch it!"
(I know she really doesn't like Korean things, whatever it is, the films, the artists, the songs, etc)
and she answered my invitation using Hindi "Nehiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" (Nehi in Hindi means "No")
so, I had a great idea to invite her to watch India movie.
(I thought it would annoy her, but I was WRONG guys!!!)
because she answered "That's great =*!"

all I can do?
Putting the emoticon "straight face" as you can see on the screenshoot.

Thursday 23 June 2011

F! stands for.... -___-"

Yesterday I was texting with one of my besties BOYAN regarding to talk about the exit level test which will be held on July 5th 2011.

Look at this screenshot that shows our conversation!


Okay, to make it clear let me explain to you about the signs
*The blue arrow shows you the way, where the conversation was running
*The red circle shows the absurdity of this conversation -___-"

Firstly, I came up with F! which means it stands for (I'm sorry) Fcuk
and then she replied my text and ended her text with G!
she continued the alphabet after F, that is G!.
I thought this would be an absurd conversation.
And Yeah, I was right. this was absurd.
so to end up all of this absurdity, 
I put the sign -__-" to show that "okay this has to be over"
because I did not know what to say again.
-_______-"

Light me...

"In order for the light to shine so brightly, the darkness must be present."
-Francis Bacon- 




"I am building a fire, and everyday I train, I add more fuel. At just the right moment, I light the match."
-Mia Hamm-




"There are two kinds of light - the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures."
-James Thurber-



and... the light will fade away as well as the darkness comes
 -Velentina-



Quotes Source : www.brainyquote.com 

Tuesday 21 June 2011

Protes, Kritikan, dan Komentar T__T

DP (Display Picture) di BBM gue sering sekali mendapat hujatan, hinaan, protes dan kritikan pedas dari para kontakers gue (lebay aja sih yah biar ramai, biar mengaduh sampai gaduh)
-___________-"

SATU! waktu DP di BM gue yang ini :


Komentator : "Eh apaan si itu? (gue dalem hati : udah jelas-jelas itu tangan, PAKE NANYA!) gk jelas banget sih dp nya"
gue : yaude gue ganti (dengan rasa yang berat hati serta ikhlas (apa maksud ini) gue pun mengganti DP gue))

DUA! pas DP BM gue yang ini:


Komentator : "Ih gk jelas! apaan cuma keliatan bibir, tangan ama *tuuuuttt*"
gue : (ribet amat si ni orang emg DP yg kaya gimana sih yg dia harepin? hemeeeeh) IYE GUE GANTI!

TIGA! DP ketiga!


ini kucing yang ada di kosan gue, pas dia mangap kebetulan gue lagi pegang henpon, gue poto aja nih kucing lebay satu.

Komentator : "ahahaha, DP nya lucu, kucing siapa?"
Gue : (giliran kucing yg gue tampilin dibilang lucu geura) "kucing kosan ini tuh"
Komentator : "ohh dikirain kucing kamu"
Gue : "bukan, hehehe"

karna merasa terintimidasi karna ini bukan kucing gue, gue ganti lagi DP gue

EMPAT!


Komentator : "bagus DP nya"
gue : "iya dooong"
Komentator : "suka ama bendera inggris?"
gue : "iya"
Komentator : "kenapa nggak kamar nya di cat bendera inggris?"
gue : (gue juga MAU! INGIN SEKALI! tapi apa daya tangan tak sampai -___-") "iya pengen, tapi belum kesampean"
Komentator : "emang knp gitu?"
gue : *tutup BM, malas jawab*

karna tidak bisa ngecat kamar gue dengan bendera inggris, akhirnya gue pun mengganti DP gue lagi.

LIMA!


perlu diketahui dan dicatat! ini POTO GUE ASLI! tanpa tipuan, tanpa paksaan, tanpa pengorbanan! *naoon

Komentator : "WOW, SEXY! HOT banget lu le"
gue : "hehehehe" (agak tersipu malu dan err.. agak gk enak kali yaa)
Komentator : "boleh gue save kaga?"
Gue : "sok aja"
Komentator "masih ada yang lain gk? yg ini KURANG HOT"
Gue : *mikir* (asa gk sinkron ama pernyataan yg pertama ama yg kedua) -___-"
pada akhirnya gue memiliiiiiiiihhh *tutup BM, malas jawab*

ENAM!


Komentator : "Eh bagus DP nya, siapa yang gambar? pasti temen kuliah yaaa?"
Gue : *dalam hati* (dia tau banget pasti bukan gue yg gambar)
"Iya doong, hehehee, qo tau sih bukan gue yg gambar?"
Komentator : "tau dong, kan lu gk bisa gambar"
Gue : *korek2 tanah

GANTI DP keTUJUH!


Komentator : "itu DP nya, kaya yang gk pernah disekolahin aja"
Gue : "itu bukan gue, SUER!"
(baris kedua gue pun bilang lagi)
Gue : "yaudah diganti deh ='("

KeDELAPAN!!!

(perlu diketahui, gue memang sedang suram kala itu, mangkanya pemilihan DP nya ya kurang lebih yg kaya begini begini dah -___-")

Komentator : "suram amat sih lu"
Gue : "iya ya?" (gue sudah pasrah dan tidak mau melanjutkan semuanya lagi, sehingga gue putuskan saja untuuuukkkkk, ganti DP)

SEMBILAN!!!


nah kalo DP yang ini masih ada BUKTI OTENTIK nya yang PROTES sama DP gue!
Cekidooootzzz!


(sangat begitu menyedihkan sekali dan DALEM!)

jadi disini gue gk perlu bilang apa-apa lagi ya? walaupun dengan susah payah gue melakukan pembelaan terhadap diri sendiri namun tetap saja hasilnya nihil, karna dengan menghujat kembali dia TIDAK BERHASIL mameeeeennn! F! malah gue yg jadinya ganti DP! SIAL!

pada akhirnya inilah DP ke SEPULUH gue!!!
(berdoa semoga gk ada lagi yg protes)


Sudah cukup penderitaan ini wahai para komentatooor!
(lebay aja sih kan biar ramai =p)

semua nama dan gaya berbicara serta bentuk tulisan, gue SAMARKAN! ingat! gue SAMARKAN!
bukan apa-apa mungkin ada yg keberatan dengan tulisan ini (emang beratnya berapa kilo sih? -___-")
atau mungkin ada yg kurang berkenan, jeung sajabana!

Akhir kata dari penulis
semoga tulisan ini bermanfaat (walaupun tau kaya nya nggak deh)
dan membawa anugrah serta pahala bagi yang membaca. AMIIIIN! (bilang aja pengen dibaca -___-")

Ditulis oleh : Velentina Rizki Sutari
NIM : 0900665
Status : Single tapi nggak << Penenangan diri aja sih
-_______-"

For your further reading (berasa ini tulisan ada source nya gitu ya, biarin ahh biar ramai =p)
Facebook : Velentina Rizki Sutari
Twitter : @Velentina
Blog : Goaheadvelentina.blogspot.com
Tumblr : Velentina.tumblr.com
Formspring : Velentina Rizki Sutari
(kaga penting sih, bae da =p)

I like it when she falls asleep =)

She is cute when she falls asleep
moreover if she falls in my hands
suddenly, her eyes are closed.
her body turns to be weak
her voice slowly disappears
that is when I stroke her fur
I see her cute face
I touch every inch of her body

She is my Kitty
The one that is always willing to accompany me in my everyday.




Monday 20 June 2011

JJM

Here it is
Let me show you what is happening on my BBM's profile


so desperate, is it?
so hopeless, is it?

Yes indeed.

Feel the night =)


The time when I Give you my everything is like a G6 on the floor.

The Time  
    
Give me everything
Like a G6
On the floor

Sunday 19 June 2011

Titik dan Koma

Hari ini
saya hanya ingin menangis
titik

Hari ini
saya hanya ingin merenung
titik

Hari ini
saya hanya ingin meraung
titik

Hari ini
saya tersiksa lahir batin
titik

Hari ini
saya terpecut marah
titik

Hari ini
saya terisak tragis
titik

Hari ini
saya hanya ingin pergi
saya hanya ingin hilang
sayya hanya ingin mati
koma


Comma vs Fullstop

Saturday 18 June 2011

Being me is non-sense

Being me is non-sense
Being me is difficult
Being me is complicated

Being with me means unhappy
Being with me means miserable
Being with me means sorrowful

Lord knows
I know
and
They know

sometimes, I wanna be somebody else
So that I can take everything as easy as breathing
sometimes, I wanna run far far away
So that nobody finds me nowhere
sometimes, I wanna hide myself in the back
So that everybody sees me as no one

Lets see in Lord's eyes
Perfection?
Integrity?
Precision?

Lets see in their eyes
Peeking?
Glancing?
Staring?

Lets see in my eyes
Weakness?
Faintness?
Paleness?

To Lord
I am indeed a coward

To them
I am indeed a loser

To you
I am indeed a faint heart

To me
I am indeed a non-sense creature
But
To me
I am a human who can see, hear, and feel.



Thursday 16 June 2011

Fill in the Blank!

Here are some signatures which I collected a few months ago.
and I want you to guess whose signature it is and fill it in the blank if you are already know.
and to help you, I would love to give some description of the person below the signature.
hahahahahaha
just a game =D

1.


she is one of my besties.
she uses veil
she likes smiling
she likes all about japanese and korean things
she has err.. which word to subtitute 'gingsul' in English?
she is .......................
2.



she is one of my besties.
she likes dangdut music.
she likes money, coffee, and milk.
she uses veil.
she has beautiful eyes
she has a wide lips =p
she is ...........................


3.

she is one of my besties
err.. she likes everything about elephants
she likes blue
she uses veil
she has many acne on her face =p
she is ............................

4.


she is one of my besties
she likes cooking
she likes everything about vintage
she has a thick lips =p
she is .....................


5.


he is one of my seniors in my college
he has a black skin
he uses glasses
=p
he is ....................

6.


he is errr... my ex.

7.


she is not a human
she is an animal which is called Monkey
she likes bananas
she likes being in a tree
-___-"
here are the suspected.







Monday 13 June 2011

Guess it!

You know what?
it makes me want you more
Hold you in my arms and never let go
Hug you this tight and never let go
Keep you with these hands and never let go

You know what?
This love grows everyday, each time of my lifetime.
This heart belongs to nobody but you.
This mind, this body, this soul, is one, is yours.

You know what?
You are not coming to my life
You are not my life guest
Neither the part of my life
But you know what?
You are my life.


Let's say WOW!

Eheheheheheheehehe
Let me think for awhile
why do I want to write about this shit?
F!

please dont see at the memory but see at the photo!
without editing this photo is really cool!



err, okay I think enough.
*close blogger, close facebook, close twitter
umm, no! just kidding!

Ahh! forget it!
next!!!

This is me and err... umm.. errr... umm...

When I opened my photo's folder which are so many folders there
Suddenly I saw these pictures, and I dont know this just comes up into my mind
and I want to write these words. =)
She, who uses black veil and seems so happy there, is my best friend ever.
I tell every single thing to her, until my intimacy with somebody else, I feel I need to tell her too.
she is not my inspiration actually, but I got many lessons from her.
I learn how to stand up with your own feet
I learn how to survive by my own
I learn many things
but she is very err..umm...errr... I can't describe her, but I can feel her.
she is errr...ummm.... can I say the subtitute word for 'love' word?
-___-"



these pictures are taken on 12 March 2011
me and err..umm...err...
the most important to me is to see her laugh =D